Some Tim McCarver classics

Tim McCarver, please shut up! is a Web site that would go out of business if McCarver did, indeed, shut up. It's a simple setup, a small database of classics from the mouth of McCarver. A sampling of my favorites; check out the site for more:

⇒ "Pitching is such a vital part of the game, as far as winning is concerned."

⇒ During a mound conference:  "You see Colon talking into his glove because David Ortiz, from the Dominican Republic, can obviously read lips in Spanish."

⇒ "One thing about ground balls. They don't go out of the ball park."

⇒ "Roy Oswalt is a drop and drive pitcher. What is a drop and drive pitcher? He is a guy who drops and drives. Very simple."

⇒ "There is a world of difference between a count of one ball and two strikes is a lot different situation than hitting with two strikes and one ball."